Slow down Tubby! You’re not on the moon yet!
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We got the call last night we’ve been waiting for 2 years to say there is a kidney available for my brother Alan, the last few checks were done last night and it’s a match, he’s getting the transplant this afternoon. His quality of life is going to improve so much, so happy for him
I’m disgusted at how every man and his dog have twitter now, meaning I can’t mention how great my latest crap was or stuff like that.
I heard loads of people from Porto were reading our blogs, people we don’t even know. So if you are one of those people or in fact someone I know checking up on me to see if I am slating you, I haven’t done it on here before and I won’t be starting either.
I don’t care who reads this, but it’s creepy if you’re just on here to see if someone is taking the piss out of you, loads of people who I don’t know read this and I’ve no problem with it, but if you’re just on here for a creep - go away!
PS. I slate people all the time when I’m with the lads so if you think I’m slating you, I probably am - but it won’t be written here.
You’ve gotta help us doc. We’ve tried nothin’ and we’re all out of ideas!
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their whiskers are the width of their bodies and they use them to measure whether or not they can fit through gaps. One of my mates when he was young he used to cut his cat’s whiskers resulting in said cat getting stuck behind a kitchen unit for a few days
That’s it! Back to Winnipeg!
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“Listen, if you started bleeding out of your penis once a month you’d never get used to it. You’d be all ‘oh fuck my penis is bleeding agh I hate my penis’ so I suggest you shut the fuck up!”
Darragh I think you’re the only one still looking, this whole thing is interesting. Wait til you click the link through to the article - hilarious.
RIP Jack LaLanne.
“I can’t die, It will ruin my image.”
This article I read recently while flying American in American Way Magazine was actually really, really good. The impact this man had on physical activity in America is immeasurable.
“Before Jazzercise, before spinning, before kettle bells, Pilates, Wii Fit, Zumba or the Shake Weight, there was Jack LaLanne. The seemingly tireless fitness guru who taught the world how to get in shape for nearly 80 years died on Sunday afternoon at his home in Morro Bay, California, due to respiratory failure resulting from pneumonia. He was 96…
LaLanne spent his life encouraging couch potatoes to be fit, helping to jump-start the modern fitness movement while proving that it’s never too late to get in shape. Though a modest 5’ 6”, LaLanne had an oversize personality and the monster heart of a salesman when it came to promoting exercise. From swimming from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman’s Wharf while handcuffed and pulling a 1,000-pound boat at age 60 to slapping the cuffs on again and pulling 70 people in 70 boats for more than a mile through Long Beach Harbor a decade later, LaLanne never stopped encouraging Americans to push themselves and their bodies in search of peak fitness.
The five-second rule is a popular fiction regarding the eating of various objects that have fallen to the floor or ground. The origin of the rule was founded by a popular scientist during the 20th century named Andy Hemmer. The substance of the rule is that if food falls on the ground, it may be safely eaten as long as it is picked up within five seconds. (via werttrew)
No code will ever be written by anyone that emotionally replicates the value we gain from having real relationships with our real friends and family.
Facebook jumped the shark a long time ago…
Imagine if, when the telephone was just catching on, the only way you could use it is if you let some…
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